A Song For Delaware

Here’s my song for today (I think you know the tune):

That chestnut ruffled hair
That “no self-abuse” glare
It sums up Delaware
It’s witchcraft

And pundits can’t make sense of it
Castle’s churlish defensive bit
With “Cap and Trade” his chances were doomed

‘Cos it’s witchcraft
Christine’s witchcraft
And although we know she still might lose

When folks get riled by lots of Tea
And Ace gets kinky Ewok-y
We see votes based on issues

Progressives raise their fists
At claims he’s a marxist
But there’s no lefter leftist
Than Coons…

2 Responses to “A Song For Delaware”

  1. nightfly says:

    ROFL! You win the internet today.

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