A Swill Exclusive!

Upon hearing that there were tapes of Guantanamo Bay torture our intrepid reporter began digging, and we can now confirm their existence!
You heard it here first, folks.

6 Responses to “A Swill Exclusive!”

  1. Ken Summers says:

    The prisoners were forced to watch Showgirls????
    I had no idea we could be so brutal.

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    While not a part of the Geneva Convention I understand that the strippers were a large part of the Electronics, Insurance and National Law School Professor conventions…

  3. Kathy K says:

    Heh.. but we can handle such torture (me by ignoring it… I don’t know about you guys). Think of those poor, naive jihadis who had never even seen the face of those they fear most before. And here’s this movie that shows MORE than the face.
    (And worse yet, it’s a bad movie.)
    Torture indeed.
    (Tee hee…).

  4. Gunslinger says:

    From the article…
    “I believe that these videos, if they are ever released, will be as explosive as anything from Abu Ghraib,” Mr Kenny told the LawAsia Downunder conference.
    Zzzzzzzzz
    If that’s all they have, they should be forced to watch “Showgirls” on an endless loop.

  5. Nightfly says:

    Maybe that fired Playgirl editor was behind this.

  6. Mr. Bingley says:

    ooh, good call Nightfly.

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