“A Whale…A Great White Whale”


I’m thinking John’s gonna wilt in that North Cackalacky heat this week…

categories Uncategorized | | datetime June 15, 2005 1:08 pm

19 Responses to ““A Whale…A Great White Whale””

  1. Mr. Bingley says:
    June 15, 2005 at 1:18 pm

    Although, I suppose as an Arkansan he may hold up better than I think.

  2. tree hugging sister says:
    June 15, 2005 at 1:26 pm

    Petty, petty, petty.
    And mean.

  3. Lisa says:
    June 15, 2005 at 1:47 pm

    Hey, now, he’s purt-near famous around these parts. For wife-beating.
    And being sponsored by Hooters.

  4. Crusader says:
    June 15, 2005 at 1:58 pm

    Yeah, it is hot here in NC now (98 or so today), but it is supposed to cool of as the week continues, down into the 70, per some of the weather critters in this region. BTW, didn’t that guy used to drive a wrecker on the Dukes of Hazzard?

  5. Mr. Bingley says:
    June 15, 2005 at 2:00 pm

    Hey, I like the guy, and I’d much rather see him win then see that wuss Mickelson (who’s another whale) or that cheater Vijay, but John is looking more and more like the June Krisy Kreme calendar pin-up these days…

  6. Mr. Bingley says:
    June 15, 2005 at 2:00 pm

    Krispy, I mean.

  7. tree hugging sister says:
    June 15, 2005 at 2:02 pm

    Pffft.

  8. Crusader says:
    June 15, 2005 at 2:17 pm

    Krispy, I mean.

    Krappy, I mean.

  9. Lisa says:
    June 15, 2005 at 2:23 pm

    Mickleson needs to steer clear of the slinky-fabric shirts with the button placket. They give him man boobs. In fact, that’s what I call him, “Man Boobs.”
    Jose-Maria Olazabal is my Golf Boyfriend, big schnozz and all.

  10. Nightfly says:
    June 15, 2005 at 2:56 pm

    Saying, “Ooooh, fat golfer” is sort of like saying, “Ooooh, fat pastry chef.” Let’s face it, Tiger doesn’t keep fit by shooting rounds, he does it by actual physical workouts. When’s the last time you saw a fat soccer player? Pele’s been retired 20 years and he still looks good.
    BTW, did anyone else think of the Far Side?: The whale! The whiiiite wh- wait- uh, a blaaaack whale! A regular blaaaack whale!”

  11. Mr. Bingley says:
    June 15, 2005 at 3:26 pm

    Seen Maradona the Hutt recently, Nightfly?

  12. Nightfly says:
    June 15, 2005 at 3:39 pm

    Heheheheh. “Maradona the Hutt” – partly by the hand of God, but mostly by the fat tuchus of a reformed junkie. He sure went to seed after his retirement, didn’t he Mr. B?
    Gosh I love having the afternoon off.

  13. Mr. Bingley says:
    June 15, 2005 at 3:48 pm

    Once he stopped doing the cocaine, er, dexatrim he porked like a serious mofo’.

  14. tree hugging sister says:
    June 15, 2005 at 3:49 pm

    Get back to work, SLACKER!

  15. Mr. Bingley says:
    June 15, 2005 at 4:06 pm

    If you’d quit buying canadian cialis and stop using online casinos I’d have a lot less work to do!

  16. Filet Mignons of Rove says:
    June 15, 2005 at 4:20 pm

    Baby, I AM All American Cialis in it’s purest form. The only way I’m over the counter is if somebody’s real lucky…

  17. Nightfly says:
    June 15, 2005 at 5:10 pm

    Mr B – I think she meant me. But gee whiz, Ms. Sister, my time is my own today – honest!

  18. Filet Mignons of Rove says:
    June 15, 2005 at 5:35 pm

    She DID mean you, slouching public servant.
    Buuhwhahahahaha!!!
    Buuhwhahahahaha!!!

  19. Nightfly says:
    June 15, 2005 at 10:43 pm

    Public servant? I’m private sector, baby – it’s a not-for-profit, but still not yet consumed by the slouching beast, Nationalized Industry.

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