Admit It! We’ve All Wanted To…

…ya know. Say something like this, when confronted with another loser member of the humanoid herd.

911 dispatcher reprimanded for wisecrack
Apologizes after facetious offer to shoot child
WATAUGA, TexasA 911 dispatcher was reprimanded for responding to a mother’s plea for help with an unruly child by saying: “OK. Do you want us to come over to shoot her?”

Major Dad and I lost our sense of empathy a long time ago, living in the gang infested turf of Santa Ana, CA. We’d see sobbing mothers every other broadcast of the local LA evening news. Bawling their eyes out over a dead son John, Jose or Antuwan. Seven years old and gunned down on those vicious streets by the gang du jour. Spraying bullets across the sidewalk at some obscure target, while invariably hitting only the 7 year old or the 92 year old granny on her porch. Then the rest of the report would include “3 a.m.” Once in a blue moon a reporter would wade into the wails of grief to ask, “what was he doing on the street at three in the morning?” The screaming would cease, an indignant look would appear and the answer always was:
I can’t control him.
You can’t control a seven year old ???
Then you don’t need to be breeding and WE don’t need to pay for your complete lack of parental responsibility when he kills someone with a baseball bat and more excuses fly. ‘Want him to shoot the 12 year old?’
Yes, please. We do. But only after he puts you out of our misery first.

5 Responses to “Admit It! We’ve All Wanted To…”

  1. Mr. Bingley says:

    HAHAHAHA!!! That’s great!
    I hope that lady was given a summons for wasting 911 resources.

  2. That poor dispatcher is, like, soooo fired.

  3. Mr. Bingley says:

    No, just a “Letter of Reprimand”

  4. Bing, according to the local news reports here (Watagua is a suburb of my fair city) the dispatcher wasn’t fired SPECIFICALLY because as soon as he ended the phone call, he immediately went to his superviors and explained to them what happened, and that he was sorry.
    Also, a little later (possibly the following day?) the mother called the Watagua police department to coplain and who ansered the phone? Yup, you guessed it, the SAME dispatcher. Apparently, the mother recognized him but didn’t yell at him or anything…and her complainet was supposedly relatively mild.
    – Sheep

  5. Mr. Bingley says:

    Sheep, could you go over and maybe straighten out those kids? Maybe take ’em out to some rock pile and then forget ’em…

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