Am I Insensitive When I Wish With ALL MY HEART

…that they CATCH these little egg happy rat bastards? And that, when they DO, they get pelted with dozens of those same avian ovum bomblettes and that their sticky, dripping albumin coated bodies are then strung up on the Tree of Woe?

Am I too harsh, ya think?

9 Responses to “Am I Insensitive When I Wish With ALL MY HEART

  1. The_Real_JeffS says:

    I hope you aren’t egging those vandals on.

  2. Dave E. says:

    A mild shellacking would probably do.

  3. Had they HIT my baby, it would have been nothing to yolk about, Mr. E.

  4. And omletting you know right now, I want the little bastards fried.

  5. Dave E. says:

    I agree that if they had hit your baby it would call for eggstreme measures. In that case, it shouldn’t be over easy for them.

  6. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Just be sure not to shoot until you see the whites of their eggs.

  7. Mr. Bingley says:

    BMW: The Omelette Driving Machine.

  8. Gunslinger says:

    I’d love to see the little vandalizing batards get fried. Of course I tend to be rather hard-boiled when it comes to crime and punishment.

  9. Mockin'bird says:

    Make ’em eat Quiche.

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