Am I Wrong…


These things come to me real sudden-like.

21 Responses to “Am I Wrong…”

  1. Ebola finally get that trip to Sweden?

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    Who is the constipated squirrel on the bottom?

  3. Well, if she hadn’t whacked her face into what you see here, one might have recognized Renee Zellweger.
    MIGHT have. She’s pretty unrecognizable now.

  4. Skyler says:

    “Whacked her face” and Renee Zellweger don’t really belong in the same sentence. My fellow Austinite is a very nice lady, but you can’t whack something that is already pummeled by an ugly stick.

  5. Aw, man, you’re MEAN, Skyler! She certainly wasn’t a beauty, but I’d say Cute before, not ugly. Now? Gads.

  6. Ebola says:

    Do you mean: actually cute or cute in a bar sense? Cause uh, cute on a photo after fourteen trained personel have sought out to cover every personal flaw you haven’t covered with surgery is bar cute. You know, the classic male “tag and release” sort of cute. She is not of wombat kind!

  7. Susanna says:

    “Squinty McBulimia Face” is what the (even) less kind folks call her. The hatchet job on her hair has done her no favors, and I am really not sure what has happened to her face of late.
    And since we’re on the topic of Squinty, where is Sheila? Because Red wrote one helluva an essay/missive about why Squinty McSucks as an actress. It’s totally worth a read. I’ll see if I can find it. Hysterically funny even if I don’t totally agree with her.

  8. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Are we looking at the start of a wombat mating dance of some sort?

  9. Ebola says:

    Pfah, this wombat has already found his mate for the time being, thank you! And you of all people know she’s not sore of on the wombat eyes Jeff, lol!

  10. Mr. Bingley says:

    …this wombat has already found his mate for the time being…
    What, did these folks have another sale?

  11. Dave E. says:

    It might be nicer to table that kind of talk, Bingley. But hey, you’re the chairman here.

  12. The_Real_JeffS says:

    BUAHWHAHAHAHA!!!! Too true, Ebola, too true.

  13. Oh, Dave!!! Too soon…it’s too SOOONNNNNNN!!!!!

  14. Dave E. says:

    Sorry…but Bingley started it.

  15. Kate P says:

    I’m sort of embarrassed to admit this, but I’m glad Ebola started posting, b/c for a long time I thought he was female! Maybe “Ebola” sounded like a female name to me? Aw, what do I know–I’m right-brained.

  16. spot_the_dog says:

    Very good, tree hugging sister! Now, am I wrong? (Sorry, I’m a sucker for LOLwombats!)

  17. Ebola says:

    No dear uncle of mine, these people had a sale on wombats. Luckily one of the bartenders picked this particular wombat, and as a result, I got a wombat partner/bartender to play with. It is fun, however, to drink her under the table. Of course, you probably drink my lovely aunt under the coffee table right? Ottoman be nicer than that? ::cackle::

  18. Mr. Bingley says:

    Buwhahaha, spot-on, spot!

  19. nightfly says:

    That’s mean, spot.
    No, wait, THIS is mean:
    “Im in ur fedrul rsrve, raisen ur intrist raits”

  20. But you realize, of course, that old wombat is doinking Andrea Mitchell?

  21. nightfly says:

    Im in ur fedrul rsrve, boinken Ndrea Michull.

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