An Appropriately Named School Paper

At the school where she “taught”

CLINTON, S.C. (AP) — Authorities say a 23-year-old female middle school teacher was arrested Thursday, accused of having sex with five boys in locations including the school, at a motel, in a park and behind a restaurant.

the paper is “The Prowler Newsletter”…
Just what the fluctuation is going on with these women? I just don’t get it. There have been (seemingly) so many cases of these women in their 20’s schtupping 13 and 14 years olds. It completely baffles me.

8 Responses to “An Appropriately Named School Paper”

  1. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Reliving their teen age years? Playing with boy toys? Only God knows, Mr. Bingley.

  2. Cullen says:

    I just like the fact that you used the term “schtupping,” ’cause there’s not enough use of “schtupping” out in blogsville.

  3. Mr. Bingley says:

    It is a sadly under-used word, Cullen!

  4. Nightfly says:

    Young students, the subject
    Of schoolgirl fantasies
    It’s sad and disturbing
    That schoolgirl’s 23
    It’s knowledge, not morals
    In master’s ed. degrees
    She’s older, not wiser
    Still stuck in puberty

    Don’t stand, don’t stand so
    Don’t stand so close to teach…

    The kids think they’re lucky
    They’re schoolyard movie stars
    Detentions, park benches
    Or in the teacher’s car
    The boys brag, the word spreads
    (You know how dumb boys get)
    Suddenly, everyone
    Wants to be teacher’s pet

    Don’t stand, don’t stand so
    Don’t stand so close to teach…

    The rumors get vicious
    Which kids are getting schtupped?
    The parents, suspicious
    They shake and call the cops
    Small jail cell is waiting
    She’s going to the pen
    Just like in that movie
    With Helen Mirren in

    Don’t stand, don’t stand so
    Don’t stand so close to teach…

    (For the life of me I couldn’t work a Prowler reference in there…)

  5. Mr. Bingley says:

    ‘Fly, that is a thing of beee-yooooooo-tee!

  6. leelu says:

    To state the blatantly obvious, pedophiles are found in both sexes.
    But for some reason, we don’t seem to want to attribute that sort of nastiness to our women. And yeah, it might be every schoolboy’s dream, but it’s still an abuse of authority and trust.
    A father might be OK with this if it were his son, but I doubt he’d be OK if it were his daughter. He’d probably be horrified and angry, just for starters.
    So, what is the difference, really?

  7. Judie says:

    Pedophiles are found in both sexes, and there are porn addicts in both sexes. And that’s no coincidence.
    Just once I would like to see one of these stories followed up later with the offender’s history of viewing pornography.

  8. Mr. Bingley says:

    That’s an excellent point, Judie. The porn industry has completely permeated our society and far too many women have bought into its standards; the most glaring recent example being Ms. Spears and her grooming habits, as well as her buddy Paris’ “film noir” career.
    The data you are seeking would be very, very interesting indeed.

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