And Seriously, Y’All ~ Brad Pitt Is No “Man”

He might be a pretty boy. He might be one hell of a philanthropic dreamboat and he might be every urban re-Envisioner’s ticket to a cover article in Architecture Today, but, unless his Momma beat him as a child or somehow made his life unbearable in ways unspeakable ~ which would be hard to imagine, seein’s how she used to squire him to events prior to the Jolie person takin’ over ~ I find it absolutely inconceivable that this golden creature has yet to emerge from his loft to defend his mother from the most vile, heinous, disgusting and frightening onslaught I think your almost average person could be subjected to for a heartfelt…opinion.

That’s his MOM and, by all accounts, up to this point they have always been a close family.

Wherever your way of thinking about how others live their lives diverges from hers, makes no nevermind: THAT’S YOUR MOM.


What is wrong with him?

9 Responses to “And Seriously, Y’All ~ Brad Pitt Is No “Man””

  1. JeffS says:

    Brad Pitt never was my favorite actor, but he wasn’t at the bottom of the list. Until now. A classic Hollywood loser.

    SUPPORT YOUR MOTHER, A$$HOLE. You don’t have to agree, but there’s nothing wrong with supporting free speech.

    If nothing else, Brad, point out how hypocritical the left is when they beat on your mama, while giving a large portion of the NAACP a free pass when they applauded Mitt Romney for supporting traditional marriage.

  2. aelfheld says:

    What’s wrong with him?

    I can’t say, not knowing him, but if I were to speculate I’d say he finds it easier to abandon his mother than lose status among his peers.

  3. currently says:


    To answer your question, I would suggest he’s a Moonbat.

    That’s how they hang.

  4. Yojimbo says:

    Just Pittiful.

  5. Greg Newsom says:

    Actors are not very smart.Ask Truman Capote.
    Brad Pitt is incredibly charismatic,but-he’s an actor.
    He lives in LA LA land of make- believe.He does make some good moves ,though.But,have you ever heard his wife in an interview?She’s not firing on all cylinders.He’s like American soldier
    being brainwashed by the North Koreans in 1952.

  6. major dad says:

    He’s a P word, THS says I can’t spell it out or I get my ass kicked. Really, the douche bag can’t even defend his Mother? What a sorry piece of shit…

  7. Kathy Kinsley says:

    Sorry. But if your mom was a left-wing moonbat, would you defend her?

    Just sayin’. They’ve got the same rights we do to just shut up.

  8. major dad says:

    I wouldn’t care where my mother stood I wouldn’t stand by and let people call her vile names. It’s one thing to disagree with someone’s views it’s another to call them the “C” word. So, yeah I would defend her. Think of it as if your Mom was fat and someone called her a fat ass, would you stand for that?

  9. Kathy Kinsley says:

    Oh – didn’t know THAT word was involved (and yes, if my mother weighed 300+ I’d consider it truth).

    But the C word is rude, IMO – because it’s not descriptive (like calling a guy the ‘D’ word…). Gratuitous insults, no – deserved ones, yes. Sorry. I’m one of those who won’t argue with truth.

    OTOH, I might have said something like, “Yes, she’s an idiot, but calling her names won’t change that.”

    (Thinking in terms of having a mother who just lurves Obama, which thankfully is not the case–yet.)

    OTOH, she is an idiot in some ways at present. Senile dementia is not fun to live with.

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