Another Day In The Big City

So I’m walking down Wall Street a few minutes ago, call it 5:30 in the morning. The temperature is 16 degrees. It’s windy; the radio said the wind chill was 4. Cold enough that I’m not wearing my glasses because the metal frames get so cold they feel like ice picks in my temples. Up ahead at the intersection of Wall and William I see two young ladies who seem rather under-dressed given the weather.

Remarkably so, in fact. They’re both wearing very short black wispy and sleeveless dresses which show off their lithe figures to great advantage; especially the figure of the young lady who is bent over with her head immersed in the garbage can, evidently reviewing what she’s been consuming for what I assume has been all night, whilst her friend whose watery and glazed eyes can’t seem to quite focus on much of anything as I walk by pats her on the back.

Someone’s going to miss that 9 am conference call, methinks.

7 Responses to “Another Day In The Big City”

  1. Yojimbo says:

    Sounds like attendees at some independent Democratic caucus to me.

  2. don says:

    Hmmm. Big City hospitality, perhaps? Sounds like the lady bended over was advertising.

  3. mojo says:

    Ah, the “Technicolor Yawn”…

  4. Mr. Bingley says:

    She was definitely ‘showing her wears’ don!

  5. Kate P says:

    They’re still recovering from the State of the Union drinking game.

  6. Greg Newsom says:

    Like the Kris Kristoferson song
    said ” Is the going up worth the coming down”
    It is if one gets laid,sounds like they didn’t.

  7. Val Prieto says:

    Now that’s a strong morning coffee!

    Man, I love NYC.

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