Another “Mother Of The Year” Nominee?

BONITA SPRINGS, Fla. — A deputy Tasered an intoxicated 13-year-old girl who was kicking and scratching two hospital nurses, officials said.
April Rene Burleson, who is 4-foot-9 and weighs 90 pounds, had a blood alcohol level of 0.175 percent and was under the influence of marijuana and the prescription drug Xanax, according to the Lee County Sheriff’s Office.

Nice, huh? She was out wandering around at 3 am and I guess Momma wasn’t too concerned, but she did agree to let the deputy take the girl to the hospoital.
No word about any charges being filed against the mother for allowing her daughter to get involved with booze…and pot…and xanax, but you know the lawsuits will be flying about them Tasering her little baby.

14 Responses to “Another “Mother Of The Year” Nominee?”

  1. Nightfly says:

    Should have locked her in the basement…

  2. Dave J says:

    And the southwest is supposed to be the boring quarter of Florida.

  3. Ken Summers says:

    Dave, I’ve looked at a map of Florida. The “southwest quarter” appears to be all water.

  4. Dave J says:

    Er, Ken, the southwest is roughly everything on the Gulf Coast south of Tampa, the main coastal cities being Sarasota, Fort Myers and Naples (and the interior still being VERY rural). Bonita Springs is in Lee County, of which Fort Myers is the county seat.

  5. Ken Summers says:

    Oh, so it’s not that big blue area south of Pensacola?

  6. Dave J says:

    Uh, no, Ken: the Panhandle is in the NORTHwest.

  7. The Real JeffS says:

    Should have tasered the mother as well.

  8. Ken Summers says:

    I’m talking about that giant blue area south of Pensacola. That’s in the southwest. It’s south of Pensacola and west of Fort Myers.

  9. Mr. Bingley says:

    That Blue State you’re getting confused by is Cuba, Ken.

  10. Dave J says:

    But Cuba is in the southEAST quarter of Florida, Mr. B. 😉

  11. nobrainer says:

    And here I expected the drunk, stoned teenager to be a mother.

  12. Mr. Bingley says:

    Don’t confuse the issue with geographic facts, Dave.

  13. Mr. Bingley says:

    I’m a little surprised by that as well, nobrainer.

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