Another Stupid Link Headline

From the home page link to this MSNBC story.

Feds never learned why tiger attacked Roy Horn

I guess the tiger wouldn’t take a deal and wasn’t talking. Unfortunately, the same can’t be said for the conspiracy theories offered in explanation.

He said the casino was flooded with e-mails such as this one the USDA included in its report: “If there is audio & video of the tiger attack it should be analyzed for far-UV and or high ultra sonics, as well as other triggers that might be the work of a terrorist aiming at a high profile GAY target.”

I subscribe to the “…unhinged by a woman with a beehive hairdo” theory.
I mean, haven’t we all been at one time or another?

3 Responses to “Another Stupid Link Headline”

  1. Ken Summers says:

    Wow. I told that guy he had to use 16d nails to keep his tinfoil hat on. I didn’t know he’d take me seriously.

  2. Huh. I can explain it easily. The tiger’s a cat. Cats are wild creatures — “wild” being another word for “unpredictable.” Even my sweet little declawed kitty sometimes hauls off and bites my ankle if she just happens to feel like it.

  3. Especially if your hair’s all beehive poofy, right Andrea? Right?

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