AP/CNN Reality Distortion Field

Global warmering has gotten so severe that it is directly affecting established scientific standards of measurement! It’s true! In a normal, idyllic, happy Gaia Pre-Bushitler world, a 3 degrees Fahrenheit change would be the equivalent of a roughly 1.7 degree Celcius change…but not now!

WASHINGTON (AP) — It may be cold comfort during a frigid February, but last month was by far the hottest January ever.
The broken record was fueled by a waning El Nino and a gradually warming world, according to U.S. scientists who reported the data Thursday.
Records on the planet’s temperature have been kept since 1880.
Spurred on by unusually warm Siberia, Canada, northern Asia and Europe, the world’s land areas were 3.4 degrees Fahrenheit (4 degrees Celsius) warmer than a normal January, according to the U.S. National Climatic Data Center in Asheville, North Carolina.

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5 Responses to “AP/CNN Reality Distortion Field”

  1. Everyone knows that 3.4degF is -16degC.
    That means that it got warmer in Fahrenheit and colder in Celsius.

  2. Mike Rentner says:

    There is no way they can make that kind of measurement, even if their math was correct. There is no way they can measure the temperature of one city to that degree of accuracy, let along a continent or a planet. It’s preposterous.

  3. DirtCrashr says:

    They can measuring that is with the accuracy of ADHP, angels dancing on the head of a pin. It helps to be a pin-head true-believer too.

  4. Chris says:

    At least they remembered part of the conversion, they did add the 0.6 degrees.

  5. Mr. Bingley says:

    You’re right, Chris; I guess I should give them partial credit.

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