Attack Of The Amaryllis
My Bride bought one of these prior to Christmas, the usual little bulb in a tiny pot bit.
I have no idea what she’s been feeding it but the darn thing has gotten so ginormous that the flower heads far out weigh the pot and it keeps falling over
It’s about 3 feet tall now and I have to have it supported by a dining room chair.
If someday I disappear you’d best check the plant…
Oh, I just don’t know, Bingster. Amaryllis or…..Triffids? The Obama campaign may have already unleashed Operation Fast and Pulchritudinous.
JUST STAY INSIDE DURING THE NEXT METEOR SHOWER!
Maybe I shold double my meds today.
At this point I am leaning towards Triffids.
Give me food!
I was in mind of “The Return Of The Giant Hogweed”, by Genesis…
Are you going to open your own Little Shop Of Horrors? Perhaps with a wine cellar?
Feed me!
Just make sure it’s not eyeing Claude hungrily.
The creature that ate Chez Bingley.
Chez Bingley, hold it off just a couple more weeks and I’ll be there to fight with you.
It’s the Chuckle Patch!
Who’s chuckling NOW, kids?