Attention Aspiring Headline Writers

Have fun with this.

categories Fun | | datetime May 25, 2005 9:22 am

15 Responses to “Attention Aspiring Headline Writers”

  1. Mr. Bingley says:
    May 25, 2005 at 9:26 am

    “Plastic Willy Cocks Up Traffic”

  2. Ken Summers says:
    May 25, 2005 at 9:44 am

    Dodger Dog!

  3. Ken Summers says:
    May 25, 2005 at 9:46 am

    You have to admit, that’s a heck of a package

  4. Mr. Bingley says:
    May 25, 2005 at 9:48 am

    Wrapped Penis Leads To Dong Delays

  5. Ken Summers says:
    May 25, 2005 at 9:50 am

    “And in other news, a spokesman for Tom Jones says tonight’s concert has been cancelled. No reason was given.”

  6. Mr. Bingley says:
    May 25, 2005 at 9:57 am

    “Thanks for the traffic update Jill. In other news, John Holmes was seen limping…”

  7. Ken Summers says:
    May 25, 2005 at 10:00 am

    I hear the bomb squad has just met its female-recruitment goals for the first time.

  8. tree hugging sister says:
    May 25, 2005 at 10:18 am

    Oh that’s real funny. You guys keep dickin’ around like this and someone’s gonna get hurt.

  9. it comes in pints? says:
    May 25, 2005 at 11:00 am

    There’s an odd pattern developing…

    First this post. Then this post. Then this post. I don’t know where this is going and I’m not sure I want to….

  10. Mr. Bingley says:
    May 25, 2005 at 11:07 am

    Shafted, even.

  11. Mr. Bingley says:
    May 25, 2005 at 11:20 am

    Let’s keep such talk just bepenis boys, shall we?

  12. Nightfly says:
    May 25, 2005 at 1:09 pm

    Prominent Member Stops Traffic
    …or…
    Bobbitt’s Revenge

  13. tree hugging sister says:
    May 25, 2005 at 1:16 pm

    Oh Fly, reminds me of a little ditty Ebola and his young friends came up with years ago…
    In the jungle the quiet jungle,
    John Bobbit sleeps tonight.
    In the kitchen, the quiet kitchen,
    Lorena gets a knife.
    Weeeeeeee eee eee eee
    Oh, wiener wiener whack-o-way.
    Snappy, eh?

  14. Ken Summers says:
    May 25, 2005 at 4:20 pm

    Was there ever a more appropriate name than Bobbitt? Except maybe Hackett?

  15. it comes in pints? says:
    June 2, 2005 at 12:37 am

    There’s an odd pattern developing…

    First this post. Then this post. Then this post. I don’t know where this is going and I’m not sure I want to….

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