Aw, Pffft major dad Has This Giant German Mermaid in a Lake Beat to Pieces

(Here’s a picture of the moistened European watery tart.) And right here in the US of A, too.

He came home from a business trip to Dayton with wild tales of the legendary…

Big Butter Jesus.

7 Responses to “Aw, Pffft major dad Has This Giant German Mermaid in a Lake Beat to Pieces”

  1. aelfheld says:

    Is she throwing swords?

  2. tree hugging sister says:

    She didn’t “throw” them originally, infidel! She “distributed” them.

  3. aelfheld says:

    Oh, but you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

    Who am I to argue with Dennis?

  4. tree hugging sister says:

    Nice try. As the socialist Dennis explains it FIRST, beFORE he turns to VIOLENCE to make his story sound better:

    Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

    Typical Alinksy tactics. Ratchet up the rhetoric. “Distribution” turns into “throwing”, turns into “shot out of space cannons”.

  5. JeffS says:

    That can’t be a mermaid. Mermaids don’t have knees, because they don’t have legs.

  6. Skyler says:

    I’m sorry. There is only ONE Touchdown Jesus, and it’s in South Bend, Indiana, not Ohio.

    Touchdown Jesus

  7. aelfheld says:

    Swords shot out of space cannons would be kind of neat.

    As long as I’m the one picking targets.

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