Axis of Ee-ville?

French fries, soft drinks and road rage all meet in diabolical confluence worthy of today’s date. (Only it happened yesterday.)

A customer upset over the long wait for an order of french fries assaulted the manager of the McDonald’s on Brent Lane, Escambia County deputies said.
…The man threw two drinks across the counter while waiting on his french fries when the restaurant was busy, a police report said. The manager told deputies the man “began yelling and cursing,” the report said.
He left the building after being confronted by the manager. When the manager followed him to the parking lot to write down his tag number, the man charged at the manager, who retreated back inside the eatery, the report said.
The man followed the manager inside and “grabbed (the victim) by the back of her neck and threw her into the counter,” the report said.

Obviously he’s a victim of the dreaded MacJacka$$ Explosive Disorder. (The “dis” is signaled by the flinging of soft drinks, indicating you no longer wish to conduct business within said establishment ~ you have “disordered” ~ thereby reversing the kinetic energy of the transaction. Flinging said manager was counter-productive in this case*.)
*I just know these things.

3 Responses to “Axis of Ee-ville?”

  1. John says:

    Freud and his ilk are just as full of it as Freud’s nephew, Edward Bernays. Have you read “The Father of Spin”?

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    Sometimes a Freedom Fry is just a Freedom Fry, Sis.

  3. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Maybe if MickeyD went back to cooking their fries in beef fat, people would calm down……..

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