Barack’s Special Theory Of Relativity

Einstein is so last millennium, folks. Here’s our Nobel Prize Winning Community Organizer’s plan for next year:

1) spend $1.4 trillion more than you take in first year
2) spend $1.2 trillion more than you take in second year
3) spend “only” say $800 trbillion* more than you take in third year
4) declare self “Hawtest Deficit Hawk Evuh

*sorry, I was in touch with my Inner Biden for a moment there; thanks to Mike for the correction

3 Responses to “Barack’s Special Theory Of Relativity”

  1. Mike says:

    That’s 800 *billion* in the third bullet, right?

  2. Mr. Bingley says:

    Oops! I are a graduate of the Biden School of Really Bigger Numbers!

  3. Mike says:

    Beautiful recovery, turning it into a Biden joke.

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