Be Afraid

He expressed his disgust at being “forced to look at the backside of a woman who bends over in front of me in supermarket to pick an item off a bottom shelf”. It is a health hazard, he says. “Non-Muslim women do not use water to clean themselves when they go to the toilet.” Thus, bending over in a supermarket could cause serious health risks.

We’re supposed to bow, instead, don’t you know.

11 Responses to “Be Afraid”

  1. JeffS says:

    Those bigoted Muslims can kiss my a$$.

  2. Gary from Jersey says:

    How many women’s bathrooms did he bug to learn that Presbyterian women don’t ablute?

    And how close does he get to bent-over women to worry about health hazards?

  3. Skyler says:

    You just can’t even parody these people. All you can really do is win their hearts and minds. As we Marines say, two in the heart, one in the mind.

  4. Yojimbo says:

    How close does he get? Probably as close as he can. Banning all “non-Muslim” women from grocery stores would sure save me time!

  5. tree hugging sister says:

    Only if you’re hosed off, Jeff.

    How close? Well, a guy has to make sure what he’s disgusted by is what he’s disgusted by, right? Always better to double check before declaring your disgust. Disgusted Muslim men are from Uranus.

    And I’m confused as far as the exclusionary cultural reference ~ isn’t ‘bidet’…French?

  6. major dad says:

    Of course if it was a goat or another male , that would be okay.

  7. tree hugging sister says:

    An ass, even.

  8. Gunslinger says:

    “He expressed his disgust at being “forced to look at…”

    A baseball bat across the bridge of his nose would remedy that.

  9. Mr. Bingley says:

    I know how he feels sometimes when some women bend over and their tramp stamp appears…

  10. JeffS says:

    An ass, even.

    Any ass would do him nicely, I imagine.

  11. ricki says:

    We need a “You do not have the right to not be offended, ever” amendment to our Constitution. I really don’t want to live to see a day when jerks like this idiot get traction here.

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