Be Careful What You Pay For

You just might get it.

Paris Hilton is close to signing a deal to promote, an eco-friendly accessories company, but the execs at the company are getting a tad nervous about the prospect of trotting out the heiress as a spokeswoman.
…“Ecoist is hoping that Paris will join them in October on a trip to Port-Au-Prince to plant more than 40,000 trees,” a source says. “But when she was told about the trip, Paris had no idea where Haiti was. When she was told that they speak French there [along with Creole], she said, ‘I wouldn’t mind spending a few days there and the weekend in Paris.”

Duh. But she’s hot!

6 Responses to “Be Careful What You Pay For”

  1. Nightfly says:

    She’s not hot. She’s not even tepid. She looks like my hockey stick with worse hair.

  2. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Paris Hilton, hot?!?!?!?!?!
    As the old joke goes, if my dog had a face like hers, I’d shave his butt, and teach him to walk backwards.

  3. Mr. Bingley says:

    She said “Haiti? How about I pay you seventyfive?”

  4. Jeff, don’t make “backwards” jokes about Paris Hilton.
    BTW, I take great exception to their use of the word “heiress”. She may be a trust fund baby, but she’s not an heiress until her father and grandfather both kick.

  5. Mr. Bingley says:

    What about “heirhead” Ken?

  6. DirtCrashr says:

    Ecoist?? She thought it was Egoiste – the Chanel perfume!

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