Bingley Bragged About the 13 Pounder He Smoked This Weekend
Funny. He never mentioned the collateral damage caused by the relatives’ rescue attempt.
Wild Turkey Bursts Through Window of New Jersey Family’s House
…The bird plowed through the double-pane window of the house…
I hope the murdering carnivore’s proud of himself.
Yow.
Man, I didn’t know that a tree stump could grow a goatee.
That man has some wild tattoos on his chest!
That’s my Bingley!
Mmmmmmmmm…..turkey!
Them turkeys is crazy! Kill ’em all!
Gosh, is the guy even going to pluck the bird before he chows down?
Bingley insists that feathers help your HDL/LDL ratio, Diptera.
Oh, wait, Sis, that’s Bingley holding the turkey??!!!?! I thought it was the other way around.