Bingley Sees the Light

…at the end o’ the tunnel.

24 Responses to “Bingley Sees the Light”

  1. Emily says:

    The guy is serving a four year sentence for making liquor? Where the hell is Amnesty International through all of this?
    A friend of mine from college used to work in a hospital emergency room and he told us that one night, his boss’s boss’s boss, some hoity-toity administrator, had been brought in because he had a light buld stuck in his butt. I guess this kind of thing happens all the time?

  2. Perhaps that’s why they’re so good at the surgery ~ lots o’ practice?

  3. (And Amnesty’s too busy doing a happy dance.)

  4. Nightfly says:

    Uncle Fester lit a bulb in his MOUTH – geez, these guys get everything backwards.

  5. Mr. Bingley says:

    I bet that’s the last time he says “socket to me!”…

  6. Emily says:

    Ouch, Bingley. Not funny!

  7. Cullen says:

    Not funny, but enlightening.

  8. Mr. Bingley says:

    He did have a certain glow about him.

  9. Cullen says:

    You wouldn’t have thought that about him. But his wisdom appeared as though someone flipped a switch.

  10. Crusader says:

    I’ve heard of planting bulbs, but…..

  11. Cullen says:

    You wonder Watts the next course of action.

  12. Rob says:

    This fixture represents two dim bulbs. Bugs Bunny would call him an ultra maroon.

  13. Mr. Bingley says:

    The doctor said that if the bulb had broken it would have rectum.

  14. Rob says:

    I suppose Sylvania/GE will have to add another warning to their label now.

  15. Guess this means they don’t work on Uranus, either.

  16. Ken Summers says:

    Rob, you mean in additon to “Not For Internal Use” they have to add “Not For Other Internal Use Either”?
    In any case, I suspect this guy is AC/DC

  17. Rob says:

    He may even go for a three-way, Ken. I ought to send him that link. There are a lot of different objects there for one of his persuasion.

  18. Crusader says:

    From filament to filabutt………

  19. …and a whole new meaning to GE Soft White.

  20. Ken Summers says:

    Could be worse. Could have been a 48″ fluorescent.

  21. Ken Summers says:

    Cue Debbie Boone…

  22. Ken Summers says:

    And what does Richard Gere have to say about this?

  23. Mr. Bingley says:

    He’d say that hamsters have a right to see where they’re going; can’t have them tripping and stumbling about up there, after all.

  24. Ken Summers says:

    Well, the whole point of light bulbs, of course, is to bring light to where the sun don’t shine…

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