Bingley Unleashed!!
At least he went happy.
Hungarian builders who drank their way to the bottom of a huge barrel of rum while renovating a house got a nasty surprise when a pickled corpse tumbled out of the empty barrel, a police magazine Web site reported.
According to online magazine www.zsaru.hu, workers in Szeged in the south of Hungary tried to move the barrel after they had drained it, only to find it was surprisingly heavy and were shocked when the body of a naked man fell out.
And some people bitch about a worm at the bottom of the tequila bottle. (He always had a problem keeping his clothes on, even as a child…)
Is this an European attempt to capture part of the tequila market? If so, they need to target cannibals. They might try this search engine.
One day, this will be Ted Kennedy’s obituary.
Bah! No barrel can hold Teddy the Hutt!
You’re right, I had it backwards. A barrel of Chivas Regal will tumble out of Ted Kennedy.
“Admiral Nelson, I presume”