Bound and Determined to CRAWL UP YOUR ASS: Your $198 Round Trip Ticket Through TSA Hell

…NOW also guarantees you one front row seat in a police state if you choose not to be molested and decide to go home.

The Transportation Security Administration has opened an investigation targeting John Tyner, the Oceanside man who left Lindbergh Field under duress on Saturday morning after refusing to undertake a full body scan.

…Aguilar cautioned against the scanner boycott. He said he is aware of a backlash.

“Let me paraphrase our new administrator, John Pistole,” said Aguilar. “It really is irresponsible to encourage anyone to opt out of a technology that is there in place specifically to protect the public.”

In late October, TSA added another layer of security, the resolution pat-down, which requires TSA agents to grasp the body of the subject more firmly when running hands over limbs and also requires probing up to the genital areas of the body.

Aguilar said that once a passenger enters the security area, there is a legal obligation to follow through with the process.

REALLY? Is there?

13 Responses to “Bound and Determined to CRAWL UP YOUR ASS: Your $198 Round Trip Ticket Through TSA Hell”

  1. Skyler says:

    I can understand the legal obligation part but that doesn’t justify the bad behavior.

  2. JeffS says:

    If TSA actually had anything to do with security, this would be a little less nauseating. But nauseating, none the less.

    Unfortunately, I still have to fly for the job. But I will certainly minimize the trips.

  3. Mark says:

    Heh… Next time I fly I plan on wearing a spike collar, opting out of the body scan and asking, quite breathlessly, for the “special” pat down with a happy ending.

    And just before they start I’ll remind them that the safety word is “Napolitano”, then I’ll ask if I can get my ball gag out of my carry on.

    Yep, my wife will be really proud of me…

  4. Skyler says:

    I understand the sentiment, but they already have us by the balls. We are subjects of the government, no longer free men. Our government has run amok and this is just the latest symptom.

    We can make grand boasts of what we might do, but the penalty is too severe and too certain for almost anyone to put up with. This is precisely why they will do everything they can to destroy this one man and they will do it as publicly as possible. And we will all be cowed because we have families and careers and we can’t afford to lose the time, the money and suffer the jail time and legal repercussions.

    We aren’t free anymore.

  5. barking spider says:

    If you think people have lost their minds already, rumor has it that Big Sis will cave to CAIR and exempt Mulsim women from this treatment.

  6. JeffS says:

    Thanks for the advice, Skyler. But I don’t buy it.

    Yes, they have us by the balls. But I do not care to roll over and die just for their benefit. If that’s merely a “grand boast”, so be it.

    But I am free until I accept their bondage willingly. I chose not to do so.

  7. JeffS says:

    barking spider, that rumor is probably true. There’s no way Secretary Nappie will risk the wrath of CAIR. Not if she wants to keep her job.

  8. Gary from Jersey says:

    Guys, put potatoes in your shorts and tell ’em you’re Tom Jones.

  9. Dave E. says:

    Aside from the more serious issues, I wonder if there is some kind of reflective paint you could use to at least send the scanner operator a message.

  10. tree hugging sister says:

    Like a big, DayGlo “BITE ME!!“? Oh, PERFECT, Dave!

  11. Ebola says:

    She does that and there might full well be a riot on their hands. Sorry, someone doesn’t get groped because of their religion? But I have to be…oh, and uh, my particular demographic was hardly the one to start the whole mess with lift-capable IEDs and buildings. Oh, yeah, wait, it was THEM.

    Fuck this shit.

  12. Dave E. says:

    Exactly, ths, though maybe the more obscene or insulting the better. Maybe a hand with the middle finger extended and some verbiage containing the word “pervert.”

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