Brain Tease!!!

YOU have to fill in the BLANK.

…The insider said: ‘_________ thought they would be married by now or at least finalising wedding plans.’

At this point, she’s completely baffled about their relationship.

I shouldn’t snicker.

It’s unseemly.

11 Responses to “Brain Tease!!!”

  1. Rob says:

    He’ll get all the raunchy sex he needs in jail.

  2. JeffS says:

    ‘His worst nightmare is that the tape will get on the internet, and destroy what little reputation he has left.’

    Note to Clueless John: You have a substantial reputation. It’s just not a good one.

  3. tree hugging sister says:

    It’s saying he’s “suicidal” at the thought of going to jail. Now, isn’t there some other sexy political hound dog on suicide watch in Riker’s right now? Let’s slap him in there with the Frog and get us a twofer! Save everybody some money, save a couple lives and possibly give these two something to look forward to.

  4. Ave says:

    They could start a support group for men who have two heads but not enough blood to operate both at the same time. Maybe Schwarzenegger would join.

  5. JeffS says:

    Good point, Ave. Call it the “Pants Have Zippers For A Reason Support Group”, maybe?

  6. Kathy Kinsley says:

    LOL. “His worst nightmare is that the tape will get on the internet, and destroy what little reputation he has left.”

    Umm. I think, at least at the present understanding of science, that it’s a bit difficult to destroy nothing.

  7. Winston Smith says:

    He’s ‘suicidal’?
    Who gives a damn?
    What a sleazebag – he still can’t get over it’s not all about him.

  8. Ave says:

    Hi JeffS, I was thinking of something like Pigs Anonymous (though these guys aren’t so anonymous anymore) but I like your suggestion better.

  9. Mockingbird says:

    It takes two egos to make a sex tape starring yourselves.
    It’s very difficult to keep track of sex tapes-I should know; I’ve accidently left sex tapes from Oregon to Okefenokee!

  10. tree hugging sister says:

    You live BIG, MB. I’ve left duct tape…

  11. major dad says:

    Silky pony is a douche bag, always has been. She is an idiot too and who cares if it gets on the internet, like who would want to see his scrawny ass or hers.

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