BREAKING NEWS: Movement on the Schmuck Front

Spitzer is on his way from his 5th Ave apartment to the governor’s mansion. Old girl is in the limo with him. ::sigh:: The MSNBC reporter says, “They had a difficult night…” Duh.
Jay Leno said it best:

“If this guy was a plumber … he would have his wife’s SUV tire tracks over his head,”

Our long national nightmare may at last…oh, right.
Wrong schmuck.

9 Responses to “BREAKING NEWS: Movement on the Schmuck Front”

  1. The_Real_JeffS says:

    “If this guy was a plumber … he would have his wife’s SUV tire tracks over his head,”
    And the cops would gladly write it up as an accidental death.

  2. Dave J says:

    He’s driving to the governor’s mansion? It’s going be at least five hours with traffic to Albany. :-p
    Actually, he’s driving to the state offices in midtown.

  3. Mr. Bingley says:

    I just watched his statement.
    He’s still a turd.

  4. Oh, God. They’re using Mrs. “I’m a Gay American” McGreevey as a play-by-play man.
    It’s like watching “The View”.

  5. Okay, I’m not completely clear on this concept. Is this a perp walk or a frog march?

  6. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Sounds like Spitzer is trying salvage a political career, although for what reason, I don’t know. Or is he just trying to maintain viability for private employment? Who would hire him? Ted Kennedy for a personal consultant?

  7. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Heh! Best line I’ve heard about this at the office:
    “Sounds like that escort had the highest paid job under his administration.”

  8. Mr. Bingley says:

    I hear they may bring him up on RICO charges, as you’ve got a whore conspiring with a prostitute…

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