BREAKING NEWS: Movement on the Schmuck Front
Spitzer is on his way from his 5th Ave apartment to the governor’s mansion. Old girl is in the limo with him. ::sigh:: The MSNBC reporter says, “They had a difficult night…” Duh.
Jay Leno said it best:
“If this guy was a plumber … he would have his wife’s SUV tire tracks over his head,”
Our long national nightmare may at last…oh, right.
Wrong schmuck.
Politics | Mr. Bingley | 
March 12, 2008 11:14 am
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“If this guy was a plumber … he would have his wife’s SUV tire tracks over his head,”
And the cops would gladly write it up as an accidental death.
He’s driving to the governor’s mansion? It’s going be at least five hours with traffic to Albany. :-p
Actually, he’s driving to the state offices in midtown.
::sniff::
Details.
I just watched his statement.
He’s still a turd.
Oh, God. They’re using Mrs. “I’m a Gay American” McGreevey as a play-by-play man.
GACK.
It’s like watching “The View”.
Okay, I’m not completely clear on this concept. Is this a perp walk or a frog march?
Sounds like Spitzer is trying salvage a political career, although for what reason, I don’t know. Or is he just trying to maintain viability for private employment? Who would hire him? Ted Kennedy for a personal consultant?
Heh! Best line I’ve heard about this at the office:
“Sounds like that escort had the highest paid job under his administration.”
I hear they may bring him up on RICO charges, as you’ve got a whore conspiring with a prostitute…