Bring Out Your Dead…

CUSTOMER: Here’s one — nine pence.
DEAD PERSON: I’m not dead!!

Zimbabwe’s president denies he’s dead
‘When did I die and where?’ Mugabe, 81, reportedly asks aide
HARARE, Zimbabwe – Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe denied rumors that he died of heart failure last week, the official Herald newspaper reported on Tuesday.

DEAD PERSON: I don’t want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER: Oh, don’t be such a baby.

4 Responses to “Bring Out Your Dead…”

  1. Nightfly says:

    Gosh, I didn’t realize that Mugabe was such a dried, bitter husk.
    Where are all the cries for him to retire, like they gave poor JP2?

  2. Ken Summers says:

    “Got better”

  3. Ken Summers says:

    BTW, Daughter Number Two has listened to “Spamalot” online and loves to sing “I’m Not Dead Yet”

  4. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Maybe Mugabe will be the next Secretary-General of the United Nations?

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