British Granma Throws Gnome At Burglar…

…And the EU is investigating her for “actions disrepectful to the gnome’s dignity.”
Well, not really, but sadly believable, isn’t it?
(via Ken,, who is so desperate for Lesbian Gorilla News that he’s fantasizing about gnomes. Sad, really)

12 Responses to “British Granma Throws Gnome At Burglar…”

  1. I told you, I told you, I TOLD you! (see post below)

  2. The Real JeffS says:

    “Lesbian Gorilla News….”?
    I don’t want to know. I don’t want to know. I don’t want to know. I don’t want to know. I don’t want to know. I don’t want to …….

  3. Ken Summers says:

    Good thing Grandma wasn’t French or she’d be in prison.

  4. Mr. Bingley says:

    Ah, dwarf tossing. The decline of western civilization can be directly tied to its ban, methinks.

  5. Mr. Bingley says:

    It’s always a good thing that Grandma wasn’t French, Ken.

  6. Ken Summers says:

    Yes, but I thought it went without saying.
    And I’m sadly disappointed that JeffS is a kokophobe. I thought he was more open-minded than that.

  7. Mr. Bingley says:

    Well, he is in Kuwait, and with all those beauties around him…

  8. The Real JeffS says:

    Yeah, and they either speak Arabic or have humps in the wrong place. And we won’t even discuss goats…..

  9. Nightfly says:

    No wonder these gnomes have been running away to cavort with Hooters girls.

  10. And we won’t even discuss goats…..
    With my glasses off, it looked like you said girls
    Kokphobe huh? Aw, that’s awfully unenlightened of you. And I was getting ready to gear up the cookie machine.

  11. Kokophobe. No glasses and Ebola’s computer, sheesh.
    And I don wanna hear gnome ‘ore about it.

  12. The Real JeffS says:

    I wish I could talk about girls……

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