British Granma Throws Gnome At Burglar…
…And the EU is investigating her for “actions disrepectful to the gnome’s dignity.”
Well, not really, but sadly believable, isn’t it?
(via Ken,, who is so desperate for Lesbian Gorilla News that he’s fantasizing about gnomes. Sad, really)
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April 18, 2005 8:41 am
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I told you, I told you, I TOLD you! (see post below)
“Lesbian Gorilla News….”?
I don’t want to know. I don’t want to know. I don’t want to know. I don’t want to know. I don’t want to know. I don’t want to …….
Good thing Grandma wasn’t French or she’d be in prison.
Ah, dwarf tossing. The decline of western civilization can be directly tied to its ban, methinks.
It’s always a good thing that Grandma wasn’t French, Ken.
Yes, but I thought it went without saying.
And I’m sadly disappointed that JeffS is a kokophobe. I thought he was more open-minded than that.
Well, he is in Kuwait, and with all those beauties around him…
Yeah, and they either speak Arabic or have humps in the wrong place. And we won’t even discuss goats…..
No wonder these gnomes have been running away to cavort with Hooters girls.
And we won’t even discuss goats…..
With my glasses off, it looked like you said girls…
Kokphobe huh? Aw, that’s awfully unenlightened of you. And I was getting ready to gear up the cookie machine.
Kokophobe. No glasses and Ebola’s computer, sheesh.
And I don wanna hear gnome ‘ore about it.
I wish I could talk about girls……