Bush Creates Rampaging Army Of Zombie Glaciers

I thought all these damned glaciers were supposed to be gone by now

INDIANAPOLIS — An Antarctic cruise turned scary for former Indiana Gov. Joe Kernan when a Norwegian cruise ship on which he and his wife were passengers lost engine power during an electrical outage and struck a glacier.
The ship was carrying some 300 people. No injuries were reported.
The MS Fram hit the ice near Browns Bluff in the Antarctic, where it had stopped to view a penguin colony, Kernan said.
Most folks could see the glacier approaching as the boat made contact with it,” Kernan told The Associated Press in a phone interview from the ship Sunday. He said that the experience was scary “because you just don’t know what’s going to happen.”

This just keeps getting worserer and worserer! Not only has Chimpy McHitlerstein created marauding gangs of jellyfish; now he’s created zombie glaciers that attack boats carrying Democrat ex-Governors!
Is there any eevul he won’t do?

3 Responses to “Bush Creates Rampaging Army Of Zombie Glaciers”

  1. The_Real_JeffS in Bangacola says:

    He has yet to send both Paris Hilton and Keith Olbermann to the North Dakota Gulag. Until then, McChimpy Haliburton BusHitler is just another wuss.

  2. Dave E. says:

    I wonder if anyone yelled out: Iceberg, right ahead!

  3. RebeccaH says:

    Could be worse. Could have been man-eating penguins.

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