Capt. Von Trapp He’s Not

I really have refrained from commenting on this horrific story in Austria because it’s just too disgusting for words, and it just keeps getting more bizarre. Now today we hear that the poor fellow is upset about his image

Fritzl’s lawyer, Rudolf Mayer, said his client had access to a television in jail and was closely watching coverage of his case, which has garnered worldwide attention.
Mayer said Fritzl was bothered by the fact that he was being made out to be a monster. He said Fritzl told him, “I’m only being portrayed as a monster and not as someone who committed monstrous acts.”

I love the parsing. I’m not a monster; no, no, no; I’m just a person who has done monstrous things for decades. Really, I’m aces.
Oh, and there’s this gem

Mayer made his comments when asked to confirm a report Wednesday by the newspaper Oesterreich that quoted Fritzl as saying he was not a monster and that without him, his 19-year-old daughter Kerstin would no longer be alive.

Well, quite frankly, you disgusting scumbag, the poor dear would not be alive in the first place if you hadn’t constructed a dungeon to drug, rape, impregnate and imprison your own daughter for decades. Repeatedly. So don’t try and wrap yourself in this “Oh, but I saved her” cloak of complete and total bullshit.
Is there any reason why this complete and totally vile despicable thing, who has confessed to all of this intentional, premeditated horror, is not just taken out and shot?

4 Responses to “Capt. Von Trapp He’s Not”

  1. The_Real_JeffS says:

    “…is not just taken out and shot?
    Shooting is too good for him. Something more painful is in order.

  2. Like a dungeon, for starters and a large homosexual sado-masochist named “Bubba” to keep him company.

  3. Mr. Bingley says:

    Nope, just get rid of him like the vile bug that he is.
    And I mean no disrespect to insects by that.

  4. Gunslinger says:

    “…is not just taken out and shot?”
    Because Europeans find the executions of heinous criminals to be barbaric and cruel (as opposed to the filthy slime mold in question).

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