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Maidstone’s Medway Golf Club refused former president Bill Clinton a round of golf on Thursday because the crowded course was hosting its midweek championships.
…”We can’t deprive the paying members of their golf, even for an ex-president,” said 62-year-old member Wendy Alley. “But it would have been a buzz for the ladies. There’s no Monica Lewinsky here — we’re better.”
Ms Alley’s regular golf partner, Lorraine Bramley, agreed: “We would have played with him — golf, that is.”

What saucy, naughty minxes!

3 Responses to “Close”

1. Mr. Bingley says:

   February 24, 2006 at 10:58 am

   Mee-oowwww Madame Alley!

2. Ken Summers says:

   February 24, 2006 at 11:07 am

   [snort!]

3. The_Real_JeffS says:

   February 24, 2006 at 1:14 pm

   I’ll bet that place is a hoot on Friday night!