CNN BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!

“Lawyer nearly faints at the hearing on the fate of Anna Nicole Smith’s body. Witness offers protein bar. ”
This is CNN.
What a joke.

3 Responses to “CNN BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!”

1. colin says:

   February 22, 2007 at 3:52 pm

   The ANS court judge apparently used to be a cab driver in NYC, boy is that obvious he barely knows his way around that court room. I’m waiting for him to rule everyone must buy him a beer or get his lunch or wash his car or comb his hair he is a wreck.

2. Dave J says:

   February 22, 2007 at 7:08 pm

   I am surrounded by this circus every day, you know. It is truly too weird for words.
   Colin, given that I work in the same courthouse as Judge Seidlin, I definitely have some choice opinions, but unfortunately they can’t be for public consumption.

3. Nightfly says:

   February 23, 2007 at 2:05 pm

   In further news, a juror was reported in sad condition at an area hospital after seeing a little squirrel run over on the side of the road.