Coincidentally…

Nude man in gas-mask at large
Police in Massachusetts are hunting a mysterious naked man, who was seen by several witnesses wandering around town wearing nothing but a gas mask.

…Bingley seems to have gone missing.

…The naked man and his gas mask were next reported when a woman heard her doorbell ring. Looking out through her door’s peephole, she noticed that the person who’d rung her doorbell was naked, and wearing a gas mask.

Well, what else would one look through at something like that?

4 Responses to “Coincidentally…”

1. Gunslinger says:

   March 4, 2008 at 7:21 pm

   Somebody was auditioning for a part in the stage version of “Pink Floyd’s The Wall” perhaps?

2. The_Real_JeffS says:

   March 4, 2008 at 7:33 pm

   Massachusetts? Not New Jersey?

3. Mr. Bingley says:

   March 4, 2008 at 8:55 pm

   I got lost.

4. Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life says:

   March 4, 2008 at 9:01 pm

   For the record, I do not wear gas masks.
   I just want that known.