Coincidentally…
Nude man in gas-mask at large
Police in Massachusetts are hunting a mysterious naked man, who was seen by several witnesses wandering around town wearing nothing but a gas mask.
…Bingley seems to have gone missing.
…The naked man and his gas mask were next reported when a woman heard her doorbell ring. Looking out through her door’s peephole, she noticed that the person who’d rung her doorbell was naked, and wearing a gas mask.
Well, what else would one look through at something like that?
Somebody was auditioning for a part in the stage version of “Pink Floyd’s The Wall” perhaps?
Massachusetts? Not New Jersey?
I got lost.
For the record, I do not wear gas masks.
I just want that known.