Congratulations, Ken!

On your wedding this weekend:

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his “wife”, after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat’s owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
“We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together,” Mr Alifi said.

The happy couple is registered online if you are thinking of sending a gift.

5 Responses to “Congratulations, Ken!”

  1. Cullen says:

    Would a gift of sheepskin condoms be in poor taste?

  2. Ken Summers says:

    [ignoring this bizarre meme and getting serious for a moment]
    So Muslims kill adulterers and rape victims and homosexuals and Jews and Christians and darker Muslims…
    …but this guy has to marry the goat.
    Actually, I’m guessing this is a non-Muslim village that somehow has not yet been slaughtered.

  3. Ken Summers says:

    BTW, Sudan shares a border with Kenya. Just sayin’…

  4. The_Real_JeffS says:

    We should all chip in for this. The description reads:
    Fitting stand to fit just about any size of horns on a sheep or goat, adjustable height, can still use deck for other type of head piece if wishes to.
    Why, it’s just PERFECT for Ken and his bride!!!!!

  5. Nothing like a little maaaaaahtrimony to put one in a romantic mood.

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