Continuing Our “Much Loved Classics” (Goats, etc.) Theme…

…GUESS what handsome devil has a birthday today?

GAH-rrrowllll.

12 Responses to “Continuing Our “Much Loved Classics” (Goats, etc.) Theme…”

1. Ken Summers says:

   July 17, 2006 at 11:03 am

   Don’t keep us guessing, sis. Who?

2. That 1 Guy says:

   July 17, 2006 at 11:24 am

   Damnit… what a way to ruin a perfectly good day…

3. Crusader says:

   July 17, 2006 at 11:37 am

   Art Linkletter! Cool!

4. The_Real_JeffS says:

   July 17, 2006 at 12:21 pm

   Having been born in 1952, Hustlekoff is 54 years old. Should be eligible for senior citzen in a couple years, no?
   Oh, and I love this part from the Wikipedia entry:
   “In 1994, he was scheduled to perform a concert on pay-per-view from Atlantic City. It was supposed to help reignite his singing career in the United States. On the night of his concert, O.J. Simpson was involved in a police chase on the California highway. People who were watching the concert switched over to watch the news. Since then, Hasselhoff has not attempted another concert.”
   Outed by OJ. BUAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

5. The_Real_JeffS says:

   July 17, 2006 at 12:27 pm

   Oh, and then there’s this tidbit:
   “On June 29, 2006, Hasselhoff suffered a freak injury when he hit his head on a chandelier while shaving. The broken glass severed a tendon in Hasselhoff’s right arm, and surgery was performed that day to repair the damage. Hasselhoff was released from the hospital the following day and is reported to be doing fine.”
   Hmmmmmmm……how does one cut a tendon from broken chandelier glass whilst shaving?
   Enquiring minds want to know.

6. Nightfly says:

   July 17, 2006 at 12:33 pm

   Maybe he was shaving with it, JeffS.
   This is fantastic – I take a few days away from the blogworld, and the first thing I see when I boot up the Swilling? Lo, the Hoff!
   I will now staple my tongue to the floor.

7. tree hugging sister says:

   July 17, 2006 at 12:53 pm

   Make sure you have something at hand to pry them out with beFORE you do so. Hard to eat them cheesefries that way.

8. Emily says:

   July 17, 2006 at 2:22 pm

   “Reignite his singing career”?!?!? Wouldn’t that require that it was ever lit in the first place?

9. tree hugging sister says:

   July 17, 2006 at 2:25 pm

   (Sweet, young Miss Em ~ the Hof has always been en fuego…)

10. The_Real_JeffS says:

    July 17, 2006 at 5:18 pm

    Hassledork has always been on fire? So that’s his REAL picture that you posted on this thread?
    The others (which have been used repeated to assault our innocent and tender eyes) were photoshopped to hide his true origins of coming from the depths of Aitch Eee Double Toothpick?
    Now, that I can believe.

11. Nightfly says:

    July 17, 2006 at 6:19 pm

    Erm – careful, Jeff. The Hoff is sensitive and tends to cry when people refer to him and toothpicks in the same sentence.

12. Kcruella says:

    July 17, 2006 at 11:21 pm

    And I thought clowns were scary. Can’t we find a handsome fellow who doesn’t beat the wife and have substance abuse issues??