Curse You, Chimpy!
We were promised blessed eternal summer
… WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY NOW IN EFFECT UNTIL 11 AM EDT THIS MORNING…
THE WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY IS NOW IN EFFECT UNTIL 11 AM EDT THIS MORNING.
A COASTAL LOW SPREAD SNOW OVER THE HIGHER TERRAIN… AND RAIN AND SNOW IN THE VALLEYS… ACROSS THE REGION. SNOW ACCUMULATIONS ACROSS THE REGION HAVE AVERAGED 1 TO 4 INCHES THURSDAY AND THURSDAY NIGHT… WITH THE HIGHEST AMOUNTS ON THE POCONO PLATEAU IN PENNSYLVANIA.
I must buy a bigger car and do my sacred duty to warm the cockles of Gaia’s heart.
Has Gore been spotted in the area?
Let’s permanent resettle* Gorezilla on the Arctic ice cap, and save the polar bears.
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*: By that, I mean, park his butt on the northern tip of Greenland with a pre-made igloo, and a life time supply of peanut butter and crackers.
Dude, there were reports of black ice that shut down Kelly Drive here in Philly. Unbelievable.