DAMMIT!!! WHY the PACKERS LOST: major dad Told Me to Wear Sparkle Nails and My Aaron Rogers Jersey, Too!!
But guess what?!?
He KNEW all I have is a BREESUS JERSEY!!!
BASTARD!!
And now even Clay Matthews is blaming sparkles and, luckily for me, THIS poor girl.
Ummmmm…..OK.
[backs away very slowly….]
A few years back Joanne and I had our nails done very tastefully in Mets ble and orange. They lost the next game and we ripped those damn things off. I understand completely
You ripped your fingernails out kruella? That must have hurt…
Wonder how many beers that poor girl had downed?
Given she’s a Packer fan about a case of Leinenkugel and a twelve pack of Spotted Cow.
…and a bucket of cheese curds.
(speechless)
Anything to help the boy win Major Dad
Would have been the right place for one of those 007 ejector seats.
Cheese head … literally.