Damn! There Goes My Retirement Account

I was counting on sweet returns from this guaranteed low risk investment

Extra sanctions have been imposed on Gbagbo’s regime by the European Union, which banned the purchase of Ivorian government bonds because the administration is “illegitimate”.


6 Responses to “Damn! There Goes My Retirement Account”

  1. Rob says:

    Now that that’s out, I only have the PowerBall to fall back on? Bummer.

  2. David Crawford says:

    Bingley, if you want you can buy into my Zimbabwean dollar investent. You’ll need to rent a box-truck to come over and pick up your portion of the investment.

  3. Yojimbo says:

    Only one thing to do.

    Go big
    Go hard
    Go long like you’ve never been long before in….buggy whip futures. Don’t let others beat you to your position. Can’t miss.

  4. Mr. Bingley says:

    David, I’ll have my Nigerian broker contact you immediately.

  5. JeffS says:

    Don’t forget your investment in the Brooklyn Bridge, Mr. B!

  6. David Crawford says:

    Bingley, glad to hear your going to get in on this sweet deal. Besides, nothing impresses a hot babe bartender or waitress more than when you whip one of these babies out:


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