Dancing With Himself

Channeling Billy Idol at 7500 feet beneath the sea.

Divers have discovered a new crustacean in the South Pacific that resembles a lobster and is covered with what looks like silky, blond fur, French researchers said Tuesday.

Of course French researchers could find a blonde anywhere…

4 Responses to “Dancing With Himself”

1. Mr. Bingley says:

   March 8, 2006 at 9:47 am

   What a shock: a blond who’s been lost for a few million years.
   Looks like a big friggin’ tick. Blech.

2. tree hugging sister says:

   March 8, 2006 at 11:21 am

   In this year of Brokeback Mountain, it’s only fitting they discover a “Liberace Lobster”, n’est pas?

3. Nightfly says:

   March 8, 2006 at 2:23 pm

   I was thinking “Hair Club for Crabs.”
   Somewhere below the sea
   Somewhere, watching for me
   My lobsters swims with golden limbs
   And watches the ships that go sailin’
   Well, not watches in this case, but “posseses vestigal membranes in place of eyes” doesn’t scan.

4. Cindermutha says:

   March 9, 2006 at 5:19 pm

   Hmmm…. looks like a toy that I might find in Tyler’s bed (along with the stuffed spider, shark, bat, monster, alien, etc)