Dancing With Himself

Channeling Billy Idol at 7500 feet beneath the sea.

Divers have discovered a new crustacean in the South Pacific that resembles a lobster and is covered with what looks like silky, blond fur, French researchers said Tuesday.

Of course French researchers could find a blonde anywhere…

4 Responses to “Dancing With Himself”

  1. Mr. Bingley says:

    What a shock: a blond who’s been lost for a few million years.
    Looks like a big friggin’ tick. Blech.

  2. In this year of Brokeback Mountain, it’s only fitting they discover a “Liberace Lobster”, n’est pas?

  3. Nightfly says:

    I was thinking “Hair Club for Crabs.”
    Somewhere below the sea
    Somewhere, watching for me
    My lobsters swims with golden limbs
    And watches the ships that go sailin’

    Well, not watches in this case, but “posseses vestigal membranes in place of eyes” doesn’t scan.

  4. Cindermutha says:

    Hmmm…. looks like a toy that I might find in Tyler’s bed (along with the stuffed spider, shark, bat, monster, alien, etc)

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