Dear God

This is just wrong.

17 Responses to “Dear God”

  1. Mr. Bingley says:

    Retirement suits major dad well.

  2. Robb Allen says:

    What would be better is a “stuffed” tub of melted butter and a plastic lobster tool.

  3. Mr. Bingley says:

    I’ve always thought babies were better broiled, my self.

  4. WunderKraut says:

    Babies, the other, other white meat

  5. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Well, who wants to eat real crustaceans in the first place? Babies have more meat on their bones.

  6. Mr. Bingley says:

    And all that adorable fat makes them self-basting.
    i wonder if there’s a way to get one of those pop-up thingies in one so you know when they’re done?

  7. I had a single second lieutenant suggest a zip-lock bag for Ebola one day…not that anything’s changed.

  8. Mr. Bingley says:

    In a Shake-N-Bake Baby kind of way?

  9. More as a ‘keep it quiet by keeping it in a vacuum’ kind of way.

  10. The_Real_JeffS says:

    These days, Sis, you can do better than a zip-lock bag. Throw Ebola into a freezer afterwards, and you can save him for Major Dad’s second retirement.

  11. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Financially, that makes more sense, Sis. But I was thinking of the artistic value, y’know?

  12. memomachine says:

    That’s worth about 6 years of therapy all by itself.

  13. Gunslinger says:

    Baby back lobster?

  14. Dave E. says:

    Yes, damn those people who dress poor defenseless creatures in riduculous outfits.


  15. Dave E. says:

    Or ridiculous even.

  16. ricki says:

    I’m waiting on the Baby Cthulhu outfit, myself.

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