Dear God

This is just wrong.

17 Responses to “Dear God”

1. Mr. Bingley says:

   September 27, 2007 at 1:26 pm

   Retirement suits major dad well.

2. Robb Allen says:

   September 27, 2007 at 1:39 pm

   What would be better is a “stuffed” tub of melted butter and a plastic lobster tool.

3. Mr. Bingley says:

   September 27, 2007 at 1:58 pm

   I’ve always thought babies were better broiled, my self.

4. WunderKraut says:

   September 27, 2007 at 2:01 pm

   Babies, the other, other white meat

5. The_Real_JeffS says:

   September 27, 2007 at 2:08 pm

   Well, who wants to eat real crustaceans in the first place? Babies have more meat on their bones.

6. Mr. Bingley says:

   September 27, 2007 at 2:15 pm

   And all that adorable fat makes them self-basting.
   i wonder if there’s a way to get one of those pop-up thingies in one so you know when they’re done?

7. tree hugging sister says:

   September 27, 2007 at 2:26 pm

   I had a single second lieutenant suggest a zip-lock bag for Ebola one day…not that anything’s changed.

8. Mr. Bingley says:

   September 27, 2007 at 2:29 pm

   In a Shake-N-Bake Baby kind of way?

9. tree hugging sister says:

   September 27, 2007 at 2:32 pm

   More as a ‘keep it quiet by keeping it in a vacuum’ kind of way.

10. The_Real_JeffS says:

    September 27, 2007 at 2:45 pm

    These days, Sis, you can do better than a zip-lock bag. Throw Ebola into a freezer afterwards, and you can save him for Major Dad’s second retirement.

11. tree hugging sister says:

    September 27, 2007 at 2:52 pm

    Orrrrr…establish a self-supporting, going concern.

12. The_Real_JeffS says:

    September 27, 2007 at 3:34 pm

    Financially, that makes more sense, Sis. But I was thinking of the artistic value, y’know?

13. memomachine says:

    September 27, 2007 at 4:34 pm

    Hmmmm.
    That’s worth about 6 years of therapy all by itself.

14. Gunslinger says:

    September 27, 2007 at 5:05 pm

    Baby back lobster?

15. Dave E. says:

    September 27, 2007 at 9:40 pm

    Yes, damn those people who dress poor defenseless creatures in riduculous outfits.
    …
    😉

16. Dave E. says:

    September 27, 2007 at 9:41 pm

    Or ridiculous even.

17. ricki says:

    September 30, 2007 at 6:15 pm

    I’m waiting on the Baby Cthulhu outfit, myself.