Dear Master TAMAKA ZEBUEBU

Thank you ever so much the kind offer in your email this afternoon. However tempting it might be to come to the aid of a good Zimbabwean friend of impeccable pedigree, I’m afraid I must regretfully and respectfully decline in this instance. To be frank, I have enough trouble keeping track of my own millions and, with the further addition of your 12 to my cache, wouldn’t be able to give any of them the oversight they deserve. Plus I blog continuously, as my brother’s a bit of a slacker. This requires all my attention and I’m sure you’ll understand. I wish you only the best of luck in your further solicitations, but a word of caution ~ I’m afraid the Nigerians may have snapped up all the helpful folks out there. Don’t get discouraged.
Yours in Mboutu,
th sister

One Response to “Dear Master TAMAKA ZEBUEBU”

1. Mike Cunningham says:

   September 21, 2006 at 2:35 pm

   Yep, they’re getting smarter, and saying they come from Zimbabwe!
   Last one I fielded came from Cote d’Ivoire, but I said I wasn’t helping any Frenchies, and left it at that!