Dear Whole Foods

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means…

Although I will admit that dingleberry “adds dirt” (and then some) to the flavor.

10 Responses to “Dear Whole Foods”

1. Dr Alice says:

   August 21, 2014 at 6:43 pm

   Ahahahahaha!! Perhaps the wine merchant has a sense of humor…

2. Gunslinger says:

   August 21, 2014 at 7:01 pm

   Green herbs, leaves and stems?

   Do rolling papers come with the bottle?

3. Syd B. says:

   August 21, 2014 at 7:14 pm

   “dingle

4. Syd B. says:

   August 21, 2014 at 7:17 pm

   “Dingleberry”. Named after Anthony Wiener.

5. Skyler says:

   August 22, 2014 at 7:52 am

   Actually it does. Get your mind out of the gutter.

   din·gle·ber·ry noun \?di?g?l-—see berry\

   Full Definition of DINGLEBERRY

   1
   :  a shrub (Vaccinium erythrocarpus) of the southeastern U.S.
   2
   :  the globose dark red edible berry of the dingleberry
   3
   usually vulgar :  a piece of dried fecal matter clinging to the hair around the anus
   Origin of DINGLEBERRY

   dingle- (of unknown origin) + berry
   Rhymes with DINGLEBERRY

6. Skyler says:

   August 22, 2014 at 7:55 am

   http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaccinium_erythrocarpum

7. Mr. Bingley says:

   August 22, 2014 at 9:35 am

   I rather like my mind in the gutter; I’d just prefer my tongue not to be 🙂

8. Skyler says:

   August 22, 2014 at 10:14 am

   🙂

   Reading my comment again, I didn’t intend to sound so harsh.

9. aelfheld says:

   August 23, 2014 at 4:12 am

   It’s true then what they say – you can make wine out of anything.

10. RebeccaH says:

    August 24, 2014 at 2:45 pm

    Wait until you see what goes into Two Buck Chuck.