Dear Whole Foods

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means…


Although I will admit that dingleberry “adds dirt” (and then some) to the flavor.

10 Responses to “Dear Whole Foods”

  1. Dr Alice says:

    Ahahahahaha!! Perhaps the wine merchant has a sense of humor…

  2. Gunslinger says:

    Green herbs, leaves and stems?

    Do rolling papers come with the bottle?

  3. Syd B. says:


  4. Syd B. says:

    “Dingleberry”. Named after Anthony Wiener.

  5. Skyler says:

    Actually it does. Get your mind out of the gutter.

    din·gle·ber·ry noun \?di?g?l-—see berry\

    Full Definition of DINGLEBERRY

    :  a shrub (Vaccinium erythrocarpus) of the southeastern U.S.
    :  the globose dark red edible berry of the dingleberry
    usually vulgar :  a piece of dried fecal matter clinging to the hair around the anus
    Origin of DINGLEBERRY

    dingle- (of unknown origin) + berry
    Rhymes with DINGLEBERRY

  6. Mr. Bingley says:

    I rather like my mind in the gutter; I’d just prefer my tongue not to be 🙂

  7. Skyler says:


    Reading my comment again, I didn’t intend to sound so harsh.

  8. aelfheld says:

    It’s true then what they say – you can make wine out of anything.

  9. RebeccaH says:

    Wait until you see what goes into Two Buck Chuck.

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