Do The Electric Tilt!

The world famous head tilt of concern has returned:

“Drive Electric or my left implant gets it!”

“But did car companies really want electric cars to succeed? The success of electric vehicles would have threatened the status quo and core business models of two of the world’s biggest industries — oil and automobile. It is more expedient for these companies to give lip service to hydrogen in an attempt to appear “green.” But hydrogen is a technology that experts [Gosh! Math is hard!] say is decades away. “

It’s a conspiracy! Why can’t we all just get along and live bio-pure lives?

10 Responses to “Do The Electric Tilt!”

  1. By all means, let’s all drive electric cars. Fire up those coal-fired power plants and build some more dams!
    In related news, we are currently being threatened with rolling blackouts because California has not built enough powerplants to supply current (ar ar!) demand.
    Chick should have spent more time with Hasseltassel than with Ed Begley, J(oke)r.

  2. Crusader says:

    Putz. My $150 1992 Eclipse gets 40 mpg, and doesn’t use any power off the electrical grid, either. And 100 miles only uses a little over 1/6th of the fuel capacity.

  3. Mike Rentner says:

    Wow, a two-fer! Not only does the beauty model offer up a conspiracy model where car manufacturers decide to NOT make money from electric cars that consumers are clamoring for but reduce the profit of other companies, but she also gives us engineering advice on how cars can be made.
    So talented! I never heard of her before.

  4. Robb Allen says:

    Now, I have NO compunctions about running out and buying THIS electric car. I don’t give a damn how it’s powered, it’s a sexy, fast beast.

  5. The_Real_JeffS says:

    Because the small print in California’s mandate allowed for car companies to manufacture only as many cars as there was interest in them, the game became to pretend there was no interest.
    Translation: “I don’t like the free-market economy. BRING BACK A GOVERNMENT CONTROLLED ECONOMY!!”
    Well, OK, you have to read the entire article to get the gist of that. But it’s obvious that this former Baywatch actress bounced on the sand a few too many times.

  6. Cullen says:

    After reading that, I predict a smug alert!

  7. Mr. Bingley says:

    Cullen, that’s hilarious!

  8. Nightfly says:

    The funny thing is – in her IMDB photo, she’s head-tilting! It’s apparently a chronic case.

  9. Cullen says:

    You should download the episode, Bing. Very funny.

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