Don’t Let This Government Speak Fool You

Read the official line about the power outage carefully:

It’s all right there in the denial, people:

“…does not have any zombie activity CURRENTLY…”



There was a “…like yesterday/last week/next Tuesday” implied there.

I can READ.

9 Responses to “Don’t Let This Government Speak Fool You”

  1. currently says:

    Wasn’t me. I’m still alive.

  2. tree hugging sister says:

    I can neither confirm nor deny your status re: the “not dead yet” list… 😀

  3. Kathy Kinsley says:


    Brainssssssssssssss. YUM.

  4. Kathy Kinsley says:

    That said, I’m no where near Lake Worth. But whoever did the text had a real sense of humor. And will likely be fired, more’s the pity.

  5. JeffS says:

    He must know SOMETHING. He just won’t say it.

  6. aelfheld says:

    Was there a jamboree?

  7. Syd says:

    Did the Sentinal make this statement between 4:30 and 6:30, by any chance. Even the Lake Worth Zombies go to Happy Hour.

  8. tree hugging sister says:

    They were HACKED, Kathy. Of course they were.

    Well, it’s Happy Hour at 2 in the morning (and 5 o’clock somewhere), if you’re gobbling up citizens, right?

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