E.T. Phone Home
Oscar-winning director STEVEN SPIELBERG is baffled that fewer UFO sightings are made now than were made twenty years ago – because the technology to record would-be aliens is so commonplace today.
How to break this gently?
Spielberg says, “There are millions of video cameras out there and they’re picking up less videos of UFOs, alleged UFOs, than we picked up in the 1970s and 1980s. There’s 150 per cent more cameras, so why are we getting less from up there?
Steve Steve Steve. Perhaps because
it’s a bunch of goddamned hooey!
You know, we used to see a lot more of Bigfoot back then, too…
But you usually wear shoes now.
Oh? Doesn’t Ken shave every morning?