Ebola in Air Force Boot Camp ~ Medical Moment
Ebola the Elder channels Dr. Kildare for the Young and Impressionable.
YOUNG Fellow Airman Basic [YFAB]: “Owww. You know, my [nether regions] kinda hurt!”
Ebola the Elder [EtE]: “You better go get that checked out, man. You don’t mess with sh*t like that.”
YFAB: “[Owwww] Nah, it’s probably just a bruise or something.”
EtE: “What if it’s, say, testicular torsion?”
YFAB: “Huh? So?”
EtE: “You lose your b*lls!!“
Concerned, YFAB trots off gingerly to sick bay. And DOES lose a testicle…
…to cancer.
BUT.
He’s graduating with the flight Friday and that’s why I said “Kildare” instead of “House”.
I love happy endings
Fun, Military Thingies | tree hugging sister | 
February 23, 2010 8:21 am
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Good call, Ebola.
Yeah, House would have had his butt kicked on a daily basis, even in AF boot camp.
Yes, an excellent call, indeed. A lot of young men would have NOT gone to the doctor.
And House is an idiot.
Aw nuts.
Took balls to do that. I wish him well.
True, Gary. He could have said “Scrotum!”
Well it’s not worth getting one’s knickers in a twist when it comes to health.
I guess some things just come nadurally.