Ebola in Air Force Boot Camp ~ Medical Moment

Ebola the Elder channels Dr. Kildare for the Young and Impressionable.

YOUNG Fellow Airman Basic [YFAB]: “Owww. You know, my [nether regions] kinda hurt!

Ebola the Elder [EtE]: “You better go get that checked out, man. You don’t mess with sh*t like that.

YFAB: “[Owwww] Nah, it’s probably just a bruise or something.

EtE: “What if it’s, say, testicular torsion?

YFAB: “Huh? So?

EtE: “You lose your b*lls!!“

Concerned, YFAB trots off gingerly to sick bay. And DOES lose a testicle…

…to cancer.

He’s graduating with the flight Friday and that’s why I said “Kildare” instead of “House”.
I love happy endings

7 Responses to “Ebola in Air Force Boot Camp ~ Medical Moment”

  1. Dave E. says:

    Good call, Ebola.

    Yeah, House would have had his butt kicked on a daily basis, even in AF boot camp.

  2. JeffS says:

    Yes, an excellent call, indeed. A lot of young men would have NOT gone to the doctor.

    And House is an idiot.

  3. Gary from Jersey says:

    Took balls to do that. I wish him well.

  4. JeffS says:

    True, Gary. He could have said “Scrotum!”

  5. nightfly says:

    Well it’s not worth getting one’s knickers in a twist when it comes to health.

  6. Dave E. says:

    I guess some things just come nadurally.

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