Edwards Promised That Cripples Would Walk Again…

…If Kerry Was Elected, but even he must acknowledge that that pales next to Hugo Chavez’ ability to raise the dead

CARACAS (Reuters) – A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began their autopsy.
Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only to realize something was amiss when he started bleeding. They quickly sought to stitch up the incision on his face.

Proof, my friends, of the superior health care that the socialist republic can provide to its happy citizens. Resistance is futile to Hillary’s plan to bring these blessings to us.
There is a slight dark lining to this cloud, however

His grieving wife turned up at the morgue to identify her husband’s body only to find him moved into a corridor — and alive.

Dump the live ones in the hallway!

3 Responses to “Edwards Promised That Cripples Would Walk Again…”

  1. Amateur.
    Edwards is going to make Christopher Reeve walk again.

  2. Dave E. says:

    I think Chavez has a way to go before he equals Cuba’s achievement in keeping Castro alive after death.

  3. Skul says:

    Yup, a national health care system at its best.

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