Everything You Never Ever Wanted to Know

…about Cynthia “Badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ badges!” McKinney. Just like novel, it builds to a climax.

4 Responses to “Everything You Never Ever Wanted to Know”

  1. Mr. Bingley says:

    I heard her campaign theme song was “She’s Got Marty Feldman Eyes”.

  2. It’s hilarious. She needs to go stump speaking with Charlie Sheen and the alien being who wrote this letter in the local fishwrap this morning:

    9/11 cover-up?
    The News Journal article (“Illegals must go, residents insist,” April 19) began with, “Tension and anger peppered the comments of residents gathered Tuesday for a town hall meeting on immigration reform, where many said tougher laws are needed.”
    I was at the meeting and was one of the many citizens who spoke in protest of the illegal aliens. We did not say tougher laws are needed. We said start enforcing the current laws — close the borders and arrest the business owners who hire illegal aliens.
    Personally, I put little faith in mainstream news and turn to other sources to find out what’s really going on. America is in deep trouble, and the mainstream news is controlled, so most don’t get the real stories.
    Why don’t you be a news source that goes after the truth? Start investigating the 9/11 cover-up. Print what Charlie Sheen said. Ask the hard questions, like why did building seven fall without being hit by an airplane?
    May the lies be exposed and the truth be revealed is my prayer!

    D’oh!!! She had me right up ’til ‘Charlie Sheen’…

  3. The_Real_JeffS says:

    She has a “…Masters of Art in Law and Diplomacy“?
    Sounds like she skated through the classes.

  4. Kcruella says:

    Your newspaper has better letters than my newspaper.

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