Facebook IPO To Save Known World

Or some such.

Why don’t we just give the entire IPO to Greece?

9 Responses to “Facebook IPO To Save Known World”

1. Gary from Jersey says:

   May 18, 2012 at 8:35 am

   Because they’d just spend it.

2. tree hugging sister says:

   May 18, 2012 at 9:23 am

   ‘Cause California got dibs?

3. Syd B. says:

   May 18, 2012 at 9:58 am

   Any predictions? Here’s mine:

   Today’s high trade: $50

   Closes at $42

4. Mr. Bingley says:

   May 18, 2012 at 10:06 am

   According to a post on Zerohedge premarket bidding in Europe is up to 58 quid.

   Idiots.

5. mojo says:

   May 18, 2012 at 10:16 am

   And they produce what, exactly?

   Other than self-submitted dossiers, I mean.

6. aelfheld says:

   May 18, 2012 at 10:49 am

   Gary, they’ve already spent it.

7. JeffS says:

   May 18, 2012 at 12:00 pm

   Are they holding this IPO because Facebook is leveling off, income wise, and they want to fleece even more marks before the decline?

8. Syd B. says:

   May 18, 2012 at 5:06 pm

   Over 1,000 Facebook employees became millionaires today. That equates to 1,000 new Republicans. Simple math.

9. Mark says:

   May 19, 2012 at 9:58 pm

   Is the lock up period a little short? I’d prefer a lock up period measured in years, not days.