Feel Free to Order
…as much as you like ~ just don’t try this at home. (These people are experts.) It’s for a good cause, it’s good for the earth and I’m sure that Sheryl “One Sheet” Crowe would approve.
Hell, she’s probably out there scooping as I write.
Well, the greenies certainly can’t complain about any endangered feces, can they?
Oh, they’ve been known to complain about the use of animal waste products before. They’ll find something to bitch about using elephant deuces if they think they can make a buck from it.
If they flood the market with this product will they be charged with illegal dumping?
The greenies will protest because it appears to be a Republican/Karl Rove plot of course!